BASEBALL

Alright, let’s talk about this Mitch Spence fella. I heard folks jabberin’ about him, this Mitch Spence splits thing. Don’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this Tobias Myers fella and his games. I ain’t no fancy baseball expert, ya know. Just...

Alright, so, you wanna know about this “outfielder’s flashy feat” thing, huh? Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this fella, Harrison Bader, you know, the baseball player. Folks keep askin’ about his… uh…...

Well, let me tell ya, baseball, it’s somethin’ else. Folks always yellin’ and such. Like that fella Yogi Berra said,...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Cheri Knoblauch. Don’t rightly know her myself, but heard some things, you know...

Alright, let’s talk about this Isaiah Greene fella. Seems like there’s been some hullabaloo about him getting hurt, or somethin’....

Alright, let’s talk about this Mickey Mantle card thing, you know, the one them fellers are always yappin’ about. How...

Alright, let’s talk about this Jim Palmer fella and his eye troubles. Seems like the poor man’s been through the...

Alright, so listen up, y’all. They got this magazine, see? ESPN Magazine, they call it. And they got this thing...